So I had this weird dream last night.
It was another vague baby dream, and I don’t know what it means. All of my baby dreams take place back at my childhood home in Texas. Don’t ask me why, I have no idea.
Anyway, in this one, I was at my house (my parent’s house) and I was carrying a baby around. I don’t know where it came from, it wasn’t a delivery dream or any of that, it started with me just carrying around the baby.
Someone said, “it’s a boy!” like they’d do in a delivery room, and I laid the baby down to change its diaper.
First weird thing – I was dreaming, but once that person said, “it’s a boy!” my brain actually recognized I was dreaming and I thought, “wow, this will be the first baby dream I have where it’s a boy.”
Anyway. I started to change the baby’s diaper. It was a cute diaper, made of little green and blue dinosaurs or something, and as I laid the baby down, which was exactly the moment my brain said, “this will be the first boy baby dream,” the diaper changed from green and blue dinosaurs to little purple elephants, and when I took the diaper off, the baby was most definitely a girl.
Which I told everyone.
And then the little girl peed on me, like baby boys do.
So, yeah, weird dream, I have no idea what it was about, but there you have it.
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